It seems that Nova is starting another round of paycheck woes. Titled instructors were finally paid on Friday but sadly, the Japanese staff, yet again, will have to wait for their pay. The only reason anybody got paid is due to Sahashi putting up 9 million of shares as collateral for a loan. So nothing has changed and everyone is back to worrying about where their next paycheck will come from while Sahashi continues to struggle to keep Nova alive.
According to the Times Online, some teachers have had enough and have gone on strike:
An unofficial strike by British and Australian teachers of English in Japan appeared to have succeeded last night as hundreds of staff at the country’s largest language school were paid for the first time in six weeks.
Until yesterday Nova, which employs thousands of Westerners at its 900-strong network of language schools, was thought to have owed outstanding wages to 2,500 teachers. Despite victory for foreign employees, about 2,000 Japanese staff remained unpaid last night.
Financial analysts believe that Nova may be on the brink of collapse, and it still faces a late wages bill to its Japanese staff of about 800 million yen (£3.4 million).
Sahashi has also sent off another fax encouraging teachers and staff to hang in there.
In the fax, he refers to 216 and 613 which are most likely the dates February 16, 2007 and June 13, 2007--the date Nova was raided by METI and the date METI punished Nova. He says his efforts to make things right did not work out and that he takes responsibility. He expects to have good news soon, and that everyone should hang in there and wit a bit longer. How any teacher can see this fax as being anything more than a pile of crap is beyond me. In keeping teachers and staff in the dark about what's going on and delaying their pay, Sahashi has squandered any goodwill he had. Barring a miracle injection of cash, Nova is on the verge of collapse. The teachers can't possibly tolerate another delayed paycheck and more empty promises.
Comments
Some Japanese staff paid
Some of the Japanese staff at MM were paid along with the TI's yesterday.
Thanks for this. The key
Thanks for this. The key word here is "SOME." Pay is not supposed to be like that.
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. -Albert Einstein
Shawn
Some Japanese staff paid
It was likely only the part-time japanese staff.
NOVA was raided on Feb.
NOVA was raided on Feb. 14th, not Feb. 16th.
Titled instructors were paid
Titled instructors were paid 13 days late, not 6 weeks late. everyone is paid in arrears and the standard pay date is on or about the 15th of the month. that is to say, you are always paid for the previous month on or about the 15th of the current month. this is made clear to everyone on their contracts and in orientation. every instructor is aware of this.
"Titled instructors were
"Titled instructors were paid 13 days late, not 6 weeks late"
Shawn didn't say that he said they hadn't been paid for 6 weeks which is true!
but the point is they were
but the point is they were paid late. Because really, what is the difference between 13 days and 6 weeks when it's that late. The damage has been done. "on or about" the 15th is in the contract true enough, but 13 days late is not "on or about" at all....
why on earth are you trying to justify late payments?
silly silly silly....
Not justifying, clarifying.
Not justifying, clarifying. no one at NOVA gets paiment for 4 weeks, everyone get's paid for the first time in 4 weeks every month, up till this year anyway. it simply sounds inflamatory. Belive me, as one of the affected people by this delay i can tell you it wasnt easy going unpaid for two weeks, being lied in writing 4 times, and expected to do a lot of extra work with utmost enthusiasm. I am just as angry as anyone who wasn't paid, but I do have a choice on how to react. No need to let the bestial instincts of revenge and bitterness get the best out of me. Not that i havent thought about creative ways of disintegrating the usagi in front of HQ and the like. all the rats are jumping ship, and the incredible turn around in people who were basically licking my anus to become ATs up till a couple weeks ago is amazing. I don't expect to be paid ever again. But i don't put all my eggs in one basket either. There are plenty of opportunities in this country for people who actually wish to break a sweat working. just look at all the other foreigners who don't teach english here, they're doing fine cuz they actually WANT to WORK. NOVA goes under? so what? Livedoor went under, Enron went under, and NOVA will not be the last eikaiwa to do so if it comes to that.
Sahashi has to be secretive
Given how soon confidential faxes get posted on the net, it's no wonder he isn't disclosing anything. The only problem is, we don't know if he's bluffing or telling the truth. Given his predilection for deception, it's only natural people are worried.
What Bollocks....
Nova is a public company...
they are in the world of pain.. they appear to have no money not paying teachers.. and staff...
If Nova had a white knight investor then the company will only benefit in revealing ASAP the rescue offer...
from who and the offer made....
delaying any news like this is just an effort to prolong and stretch out the crap.. making teachers and staff feel like they have hope.....
not to mention students.. if staff arent paid by mid next week.. you can expect the media to go a little more crazy.. students cancelling will increase and the demise of nova bought foward..
monkeybridge has laid the groundwork for a corporate seppaku... now we are just waiting for him to build the courage to plunge the knife... (I will happily be his second). (schadenfreude at work here).
The second person is called
The second person is called the Kaishaku who cuts off the seppuku person's head to relieve the pain. I say let him endure the pain to the death.
Anyway I wonder if the deal Sahashi is working on might fall through if it's leaked, and that's why he's keeping it secret.
Friday Oct 5 will be the day of judgment! It doesn't sound any better that it's a Friday. If it is bad news then most head office staff are on their days off the next day. AAMs too probably. I expect a late announcement, perhaps 6:30pm.
Capture the flag!
For all you paintball fans, on your last day before resigning, take a flag from the front of the school. Small recompense for being f*cked by the company, but at least you can tell others that you "captured the flag"!
Japanese Staff
It was the full-time LS and CS staff that was paid. i agree that the key is that only some of the Japanese staff was paid, but i just think that people really should know the facts. When you are posting please remember that Shawn works hard to post facts not rumors. It's really hard going into work everyday hearing the latest news and worrying you're not going to get paid or have job next month, trying to separate rumors from fact only makes it harder. Sahashi is keeping us guessing enough, we don't need to add fuel to the fire.
Not justifying, just still holding onto the only power I have!
Dear Anonymous 09/30/2007 00:10,
Licking your anus to be an AT? Rats jumping ship? You are perfectly entitled to your opinion but if you are in fact as 'high' in the Nova chain of command as you profess I would like to express how a lot of the 'grunts' feel. I haven't been able to turn down my AT offers fast enough. Anyone who desires to be an AT is even more stupid (in my opinion) than those that choose to keep a token position that imposes a lot of extra responsibility without any real benefits. Maybe I am short sighted and selfish but Nova has dished out a warnng to all those loyal to the company inclusive of titled instructors and Japanese staff; your loyalty will be abused and taken advantage of! Even though I was paid (at least for last month) I chose to support my friends who had not and refused to work.
The fact that people like you are promoted into, as well as retained in supervisory positions is a primary cause of low instructor retention, which along with corporate dishonesty are the root causes of Nova's current crisis. Your delusions of self grandeur amaze me! Licking your ass? What are you?? An AT yourself? a BT? an AAM or even a RAAM? What does all that really mean other than pretty soon you will be working alongside the rank and file for the same salary as a rookie when this ship sinks. That is assuming you can get off your high horse and apply for a 'mere teaching job'. So whatever type of 'Assistant' position you can claim to hold whether it be AT or Regional ASSISTANT area manager doesn't hold sh*t in the real world. If only Nova management had the ability to plan as far ahead as those "rats" that are jumping ship then maybe the company would not be sinking as quickly as it is! (Some management schools tend to refer to it as 'strategic planning' a concept obviously lost on upper management as well as those titled instructors still licking brown in the naive hopes of being 'rewarded' by the company at a future date). The fact that you are divisive and cannot support or even reassure your subordinates in a time of real crisis shows the extent of your 'supervisory' capabilities! I do however agree with your remarks about inflamatory statements! I would just like to remind people that many of us rely on this site and by exaggerating or outright lying we only hurt those that depend on and trust us. Maybe we are stupid to believe such speculation when we have such great communication coming from our 'president'. Just sit back, and let Nova f*ck things up themselves, after all who does it better? I have had a great time with Nova, I love my students, staff and most other teachers. Even my AAM is fantastic. I'm just glad that in my time I didn't have to work under too many c*nts like you!!!
Does anyone know David
Does anyone know David Sandbrook from Kongo Nova?He has hair like that baboon from The Fly, rolls his own cigarettes and looks over 50 but is 37.The c*nt owes me money.
Anyone know anyone from Kongo Nova?
You're right, the METI raid
You're right, the METI raid was on the 14th. I take that the 16th is a reference to the date the information became public. I feel like I'm going around in circles writing about Nova. Teachers get paid, some don't. Staff doesn't get paid, some do. Nova is out of money, Nova scrapes together a bit. Nova gets sued and sued again, and sued again. When are they going to pull the plug on this mess?
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. -Albert Einstein
Shawn
Get a real job
Why dont you all just flag it and get real jobs. Sitting around talking in English is bulls so no wonder the whole thing is falling apart.. Its time you all faced the hard facts of life. You cant sit on your asses and expect to get paid for to long. Stop moaning like children and fix the problem. Eg get another job. I mean seriously, what are you going to do once this is all over when you head home and need to look for a real job, your work experience wont be worth jack sh*t!
Female staff to satisfy male instructors
Latest news: with instructors quitting in droves, branch managers have been informed that in order to increase foreign instructor retention rates, female staff members should do "whatever is necessary" to placate male instructors (and to do it daily after late shifts finish at 9pm). To this end, female staff members have been told to buy their own kneeling pads.
AT Anus Lickers
“””all the rats are jumping ship, and the incredible turn around in people who were basically licking my anus to become ATs up till a couple weeks ago is amazing. I don't expect to be paid ever again.”””
ATs licking Anus, nothing new. That’s how you get promoted in NOVA. You lick your bosses ass and rat on people. Especially people who think you’re their friend.
This piece of shit seems sad about his pathetic situation. He’s licked a lot ass and sucked a lot of cock to get his 10,000 Yen a month bonus. Now it’s all going down the tubes.
Hey big shot, of course people are jumping ship. They’re not a stupid as you. They’re going to try to get a job at a different shitty Eikaiwa, before the rest of the losers beat them to it.
But don’t worry I’m not leaving! I’m the guy sticking around to fuck shit up at the branch and make you life shitty. Stealing, completely ignoring the dress code, teaching cuss words, dating students, printing out these post to show students in voice, and showing up whenever the fuck I feel like it. And of course starting as much shit with TIs as possible.
Don't you think NOVA should
Don't you think NOVA should at least provide the kneeling pads?
Hell yeah, Luke!
Thats right Luke!! Its PrinzTroubleJ from GP here...Totally agree with You....I got the same damn plan as You....Im not going nowhere...Im stealing everything I can, screwing students, printing shit from the internet and bringing it to voice and the classrooms...what are they gonna do?? Fire me?? I wish they would.
My BT never showed back to work since last week, he never came back from lunch break...I guess he went home...who knows....and my AT on the verge of a nervous fxcking breakdown. Im loving the chaos and melt down this company and the branches are having. Its priceless. Im joining in to create as much turmoil as I possibly can. Im lovin this shxt.
You titled instructors....what do you got to show for your dedication and loyalty??? You got shafted...and you're not get paid October 15th...thats for damn sure.
Luke, PrinzTrouble You two
Luke, PrinzTrouble
You two are a pair of absolute morons.
Im enjoying Nova's collapse....
Morons...maybe..but we are having a one Helluva Good time!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
Being in the middle of this company while it collapses...is a once in a lifetime experience....and Im taking advantage of this. This company did not fail because of bad luck or hard times...it failed itself with its unethical and criminal policies.
I have been lied too, spied on, tricked, scammed, ripped-off, and fooled by this company and the titled instructors.....so excuse us regular instructors who are celebrating the misfortunes of the ass-kissing, shxtbag AT's and BT's that have been abandoned by Monkey Bridge and Anders..these guys were once your personal gods...and now they left you High and Dry, they dont need you anymore...you ain't gettin paid again.
I have been watching you titled instructors the past few weeks suffer, cry, and live with anguish and torment with your profound disappointment...while us regular instructors have been laughing at you...its sooo Funny!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
i'm an anus licker, too. i
i'm an anus licker, too. i ate the ass of a 7A student after I convinced her to quit nova and get a refund!!
one more private for me, one less customer for nova
after all the crap we had to
after all the crap we had to put up with from the ATs it feels pretty good, doesn't it!
Let’s Watch this Motha Fucka Burn
Hell yeah!
Morons? Okay, well at least we have the intelligence to realize NOVA is an unethical, criminal company that has fucked over a lot of people. Students, staff and teachers. How could you dedicate yourself to such joke of a company? Of course top management fucked up the most, but there were plenty of worthless TIs and J-staff managers at the bottom of the food chain implementing and perpetuating the decadent system. Low-life losers trying to get by stepping on others and blindly taking orders. And at least we have the balls do something about it. I’m having a great time doing watching this company sink along with all the dirt bags in charge.
They are deducting money out of peoples salary for rent and insurance, which isn’t being paid. This is stealing. So we’re stealing back. What are you doing about it? Are you just going to let these people continue to use you and rip you off? If so, you’ve been in Japan too long.
Oh I forgot, the secret investor is going to come save the day! Give me a fucking break! There was no cash injection. The only injection is Monkey Bridge injecting his meat stick up your ass. Wake the fuck up and cause some havoc. Take back your existence or go out like a little bitch.
Get a LIFE
You got to be kidding me. If you want to quit, then quit. Did NOVA screw with people.....correction is NOVA still screwing with people. Sure. Then do something like strike, join the union or well, move on with your life. Like what you are suggesting is really going to do anything besides I guess make you feel better. But does that really put nova instructors in a good light? Besides helping yourself are you really giving us foreigners a good name in this country. Sorry its always how japan is bad on foreigners but not the other way around. Is the company unethical. Sure. Then just do something or quit and move on will ya.
go for it.
go for it.
Why...
We all know the reasons most foreigners stay with Nova. It's the same reason I am still at Nova. Because it's NOT real work. It's work for those that need an income and don't even remotely care about teaching. Hell, I don't even care about my students: my aim each lesson is NOT to try and improve their English, but to avoid getting a complaint. Most people are here to get away from something and Nova was the easiest/quickest way to do it. I don't want a full time Job that matches my qualifications; that would be real work. This is meant to basically be my working holiday. I'm still with NOVA because I want to collect unemployment insurance at the end of it and not even have to work for 90 days.
Nova deserves what's coming to them. But the people that are really going to suffer are the new teachers that Nova is still lying to to get here.
Real Job If You Want It To Be
What is a real job for all of you teacher haters out there? NOVA is a place that, if you actually put in the effort you can get something out of it. It just sounds like all you haters out there wasted your time and are forced to watch this demise.
Don't leave the students out to dry. Don't take advantage of their good will. It's sad to read all this because at my branch things are going well. The students are actually showing up in droves and we've had quite a few visitors. It will be sad to see it all go, if that is the future. Still I show up to work because teaching matters to me. Yes, I take my teaching seriously. I'm also an AT and don't really worry about the money thing. I know what I want to accomplish and I'm doing that. If some of you take a proactive positive role to things maybe your situations would feel a bit better, and maybe when looking for a new job you might find you actually acquired useful skills.
Unfortunately it sounds like some people out there really have wasted his/her time, and have nothing to really show for it. Sad. Get over yourselves and move on. NOVA management fucked things up. Doesn't mean you have to be unprofessional. I'm out.
Peace
Do you think you'll keep
Do you think you'll keep getting paid on time? What is your plan when the payments stop? Are you so sure you're going to get unemployment and right away?
Rat.
I hate ATs
Yeah, those ATs sure are pr*cks! I mean, I remember the time I came in to work wearing a Tshirt and shorts, all sweaty, and my AT says to me "dude, next time you come in, make sure to be wearing a tie and a dress shirt", and I was like "f*ck that, they dont pay me to dress professionally!"
And then there was the other time, when I called a student a "b*tch", cause she booked into a lesson of mine about 3 hours beforehand, and the AT asked me to keep personally critical comments (about students) like that to myself. Who does he think he is? I mean, that student had no right to book into my lessons. I dont get paid to do that!
Oh, and I cant forget the time I got 3 complaints in one day for doing free cons about my new phone! What! I just wanted to spend 120 minutes of other peoples time talking about my phone. They paid me great money to do that. Well, when my BT spoke to me privately about it, and kindly offered to help out if I wanted any ideas for planning lessons, I thought "Man, what an asshole. How dare he offer to help me with teaching ideas? Who does he think he is?"
And then the time I...
Well, you get the picture. Those damned AT/BTs, all they did was try and make my life miserable. I mean, jesus, everyone knows I am the greatest teacher at this company, and they had nothing to offer me except ways to actually give the students their moneys worth. I hope they have learned their lesson!
Well, Im off. Three cheers for the working stiff.
New teachers
Yeah, I do feel bad for the new teachers that come and are screwed from the start. At least for people that have been here for awhile you have made connections and stuff like that but the way NOVA is still bringing new people given their current situation is just wrong. Unless by some miracle they get their act together.
As for the job itself I guess the good and bad is that its what you make of it. If you want to slack, you can but people who want to teach can teach too. So "teachers" that want to teach can, and those who couldn't give a sh$$ could also
OK...
So maybe I went a little too far by saying Nova is not a real job. But the truth is it's usually the first choice for any native English speaker who doesn't want a real job. No doubt you can get something out of it, and if you're at a branch and you get to know your students and really see the fruits of your labors. However, I'm at the MM center and we don't often see a student more than once in our lifetime. I suppose it's working at the MM center that really doesn't feel like work.
I have been getting a kick
I have been getting a kick out of you people using the term "arse"........I'm assuming you mean "ass." No wonder your students don't learn a fucking thing. You ever wonder why Nova is 90% Australian??? Because it is so fucking easy for an Australian to get a visa in Japan. Hummmmm.....you graduated from Highschool eh???//......well I guess we can give you a working holiday visa and extend that shit for eternity. It's the same bullshit for Canadians and British. What? You're a loser who happend to get a high-school diploma.........well I guess you can teach English on a holiday visa and we'll just keep extending that motherfucker. In the meantime.........we'll tell all your students you have a top-notch degree from a well-respected University. You pussies have nothing to be complaining about............talk to an American. They actually have to have a real degree to teach and work here.........they don't get to cop out on a "holiday visa." I'm wondering why Nova would hire so many Australians again??? Easy answer eh mates? It's because you don't need shit to come and work here.
I cam over hear with people
I cam over hear with people from Australia..........most of them didn't have college degrees. Yet, they got the same pay as I did and the same treatment. Since I was from the States (America) I couldn't work here without a legitimate 4year degree............but the Australians didn't have shit and they could come here and work! Strange huh!? Cheap labor I guess.
Maybe I should correct my
Maybe I should correct my drunk spelling for those English teachers out there........................I CAME OVER HERE WITH PEOPLE FROM AUSTRALIA.......MOST OF THEM...............
you get the point. If anyone should be angry it should be the Americans. All the other English teachers have it easy here.
"we've had quite a few
"we've had quite a few visitors", well then, i hope you have the ethics to turn them all away.
no?
i thought not...
dude, the working holiday
dude, the working holiday visa is a reciprocal agreement between japan and (insert name of country here). there is no agreement with the US because the US DOESN'T WANT ONE. That's why.
Americans
That's probably because the rest of the world hates America. Follow the logic through..
The world hates Americans.
You are American.
The world hates YOU!
I've never even met you and I hate you.
Get a hair cut.
No..No..No..America doesnt want the Holiday Work Program...because America doesnt want this program to be abused by the low-life trash that would enter America under this program, and then decide they Love America and not leave.
Its a fact losers...America is the #1 country in the world for people looking for a better life. Not Australia...not Japan.....America. When Im teaching class..ALL I ever hear is students tell me they want to live and work in America...not Australia.
America isnt stupid...unlike Australia and Japan...two Perfectly Stupid countries....they need a program to help the chronically unemployed, undesirables, and unhireables find something to do. All this holiday working visa program does is find low paying jobs for the losers in Australia and Japan. Cant hack it in Australia...go to Japan...be a loser...Cant hack it in Japan..go to Australia...be a loser.
This holiday work program doesnt help anybody.....its a joke. America isnt buying that Bullshxt program. This program wouldnt benefit Americans...it would only benefit the trash, scum bags, low lifes, and Aussie losers that would surge into America.
Either that or the Americans are scared Aussies are going to steal all their women. And they are worred that the Japanese are going to take all their tech jobs. And probably their women too. Fair plan if you look it in that way.
Americans are pretty clevel. Lets get Ms. South Carolina to tell us what she thinks...
Let's start a Disco Stu
Let's start a Disco Stu look-alike competition. Fabian, you're winning.
this america-bashing must stop
I have been reading some of the recent posts and there appears to be a dispute between some Aussie and American contributors. As an impartial observer from the UK, maybe I can offer some arbritration assistance. If you require my help, please don't hesitate to ask for it. However, I must say that the anger with which some Aussie posters are attacking America and Americans is, quite frankly, disgusting. We all know that the inhabitants of the world's only superpower are predisposed to mouthing off ignorant little diatribes of absolute shite. As loud and thoroughly annoying imbeciles, they do not have a choice in what they say. The glorious mantras of "God Bless America" have been drilled into their heads from birth, much more deeply than a 7C NOVA class on Car Rental. This must be considered before one attacks them. One must have pity... And one should never go in for the old cheap shots such as mordid obesity. Only 40% of the population is morbidly obese, and I believe from reliable sources that it is glandular and not down to shovelling all that greasy f***ing shite they call food down their gullets. So, no more xenephobia. The world must unite and be at peace with itself, despite all the hurdles placed in front of us. Thank you.
when did this thread go from
when did this thread go from being about nova sucking so much to a dispute between aussies and sepo's. cut the crap. come on lets get back to the good nova bashing. can't believe nobody's launched a tirade against the tall lanky ginger scumbag RAAM in the kanto area yet ...
if you are talking about MC,
if you are talking about MC, then stop right now. I have never worked for a more well-liked boss. His people skills are wonderful. I think you must be the first person to write a disparaging comment about him. I think he is terrific.
Racist wanker! Ass is an
Racist wanker! Ass is an animal, similar to a donkey. Arse is a member of the human anatomy. And if your country wasn't such a racist country, perhaps Americans could also come over on working holiday visas (up to age 31). I actually came to NOVA with a 4 year degree and I am from Australia, so stick that up your ARSE
If Americans are superior to
If Americans are superior to us Aussies, then why did they make the worst teachers in my branch? Egotistical and illogical, they were a nuisance and a burden on our branch. They have the same contracts as the rest of us, they sign them like the rest of us, but they question some of the rules, they refuse to work as a team, and then they wonder why the world dispises them. I had one American taking a toppatsu because he "sat on his balls". Only an American would think of such an excuse to toppatsu. Mate, if you don't like the contract, don't sign it and do the rest of us a favour and don't work for the company. It is plain common sense.
Having said all this, not all Americans were wankers. I had a few Americans who actually had a good work ethic and were a great example to the newer teachers. Unfortunately, these Americans were few and far between.
Choosing Your Exit Strategy
For anyone else still working there (if you can call it "working" at this point), I am thinking EXIT STRATEGY, best way to quit. I am very creative to throw tons of wild sh*t my last day, so don't need help there. Trust me... ;)
I mean, what's the best way to quit, and get all your remaining holiday pay and every yen of your money? It takes forever for regular holiday request to go through. Longer then I think NOVA's remaining existance is.
I'm not severely cash-strapped or anything, just want to do this cleanly, on principle.
I know the sooner, the better... nobody won't get sh*t from them if they wait til they close the doors. I'm thinking of using, what they call in their manual, "Emergency Absence Leave", which is immediate paid holidays, granted by claiming an unspecified "emergency" (makes sense since NOVA is in an emergency). After my little emergency holiday, I'll resign immediately after. Seems best method... anyone else thinking of their options there?
And is it true it's closing doors as early as November, that is what a Tokyo business consultant says?
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,22508420-953,00.html
Doesn't leave much time. Get every cent they owe you, then dump 'em.
super late payment for fomer teachers
I didn't read each and every comment to this post but I've read a number of comments from this and other posts and I realized that there is another side of the problem that people haven't been talking about: extremely late payment for former teachers. I have 3 friends who last worked for Nova in June and have yet to receive their final paychecks that should have been issued in July. That's over 3 months late - and I don't think they deserve to be paid any less than current teachers do!
Thank Americans for even being in Japan
Alright aussies and brits...I want you to stop eating your vegemite and meat pies for a minute and ponder as to why you even teach English...Oh yeah its because America stepped into WWII and saved all of your pathetic british ASSES and i wont even get into the whole Australia thing because honestly the world doesn't even realize that it exists other than a crazy crocodile man and Dundee, who were made famous where exactly??? oh yeah America...So if you want to bash us..fine everyone does...envy is a bitch...but just remember that if it wasn't for us, you would be speaking German....
Oh PULEESE!!! Do you really
Oh PULEESE!!!
Do you really wonder why the world hates you?
Wrong post
Being American affords me the pleasure of not only not caring but not needing to care...I made no such comment as to wondering why the world hates us..by the way..
David Letterman
Your correct most people are envious of Americans......we all want a president that cant tell his left from his right. Most Aussies enjoy watching David Letterman take the piss out the president.In fact we all sit around the t.v eating vegemite and meat pies laughing our arses off at "great moments in presidential speeches".....but... David Letterman? Isnt he American? Why does he take the piss out of his own countries president?
Oh my God....an American shitting all over another american, the president in fact...on a late night talk show?
You bet we are fucking envious!
Teaching
I have never worked at MM before so I don't know how its like but working at a small to mid-size school can be great. As with all places there could be a student or two that you wouldn't like to meet unless you had to but on the other hand it was great meeting students often who really wanted to learn and to see them improve over time. It will be one thing I will miss.
What would the Brits know of
What would the Brits know of being the "World's Only Super Power"? Oh, you have a little red on your hands there, fish-n-chips.
As the seppo above
As the seppo above indicated, the whole reason the world exists the way it does today is because him and other Seppos have had such a large influence on it. Let's just take a minute to reflect on some of the quality that the Seppos have produced:
- The Villiage People
- Ms. Teen South Carolina
- George Bush
- Mormons
- Hanson
- The Jheri Curl
- The omission of the letter 'u' from half of the dictionary
- Water World
- The Atkins Diet
- Cowboy hats
- Obesity
- Micheal Jackson
- Trailer Trash
USA vs Oz
It is really too bad all this America/Aussie bashing started. However there have been alot of generalizations thrown around. The post from Stars and Stripes (UK arbiter). It is a fact that the country with the most obese population is actually Australia...not America.
Dear Mr "USA v OZ". I stand
Dear Mr "USA v OZ". I stand firmly,proudly and erectly corrected. I had no idea that Australia contained more obese people than America. This valuable clarification helps to dispell purile stereotypes and I thank you. Is it a similar case with loudmouth turds? Please verify, if you would be so kind.
usa v aus
Are all Americans so gullible?
I suppose you are....
there are more obese people in aus than u.s...just ask oprah or riky lake or rosanne...or whats his name...that fat american pric that wants to always discredit his own country....just to make money....whats his name?
you know...the guy that brands his countries president a "war criminal" among other things...you know the guy dont you....he always wears a cap and tries to cover his double chin with cheap wine and a three day growth...cheap wine and a three day growth.. c,mon...c,mon ...oops sorry..ahhh thats it
Michael Moore.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha........ YOU are being sarcastic, right?
ASS vs ARSE
Yeah, sorry to bust the American-ass-bubble:
Original (and accurate) slang word for a part of the human anatomy: ARSE
Slang word for donkey that was mistakenly (in the same way Americans mispell aluminium and colour): ASS
Yeah, it is easy for Australians to get work in Japan compared with Americans; this may have something to do with America being the only first world country to not offer working holiday visas; personally I think that's a disorder in American foreign policy, not something Australians, Canadians and Brits should be apologising for.
Actually: America is
Actually:
America is frequently rated as one of the worst first world societies to live in; poverty is highest, social mobility is lowest, the minimum wage is the lowest, the gap between the rich and poor is the largest, drug-abuse and unemployment are the highest and most importantly, well-being is the lowest.
When I visited America, I was quite surprised to find it very similar to Japan; workers over there are treated in much the same way; unemployment and homelessness is strife; streets are dirty; buildings are falling apart; that kind of thing. Oh, and the bread is awful.
I don't mean to bash the States - it's nowhere near as awful a place to live as Japan; and there is a lot of good coming out of the US (San Francisco was a fantastic city; people are really friendly (which is your best asset, US!); some theatre, cinema and arts are fantastic; the Latino culture there is fantastic; American cinema and music has had important impacts on the world); but, its the last place that I would want to live in because of various reasons. Compared with the ease I live with in Australia, America just seems so awful. I come from a poor community in Australia but I was able to go to a good university, eat well, live overseas, travel alot, be educated, be happy. I don't think I wouldve had the same oppourtunities had I grown up in the states.
ARSE
Check your facts mate
http://www.immi.gov.au/visitors/working-holiday/462/pdf/fact_1_whv_us.pdf
actually, i came from a poor
actually, i came from a poor family in america and have been able to travel to several different countries. i have got to study with many famous american think tanks and attended a good university. the american dream is all about doing better than your parents, and i think that that is quite easy to do in america as long as you work for it. also, you probably visited some large american city which isn't representative of the entire country...just b/c you visited a place doesn't mean you understand it or can make an appropriate judgement. i'm sorry but you are ignorant.
i don't think an american
i don't think an american woman would date an aussie...at least most of them...aussie's have bad teeth. try brushing them once in a while...and i'm an american woman.
I'm an American and I just
I'm an American and I just want to say - I agree with you. As far as life in the midwest, it's exactly as you describe it. Many people I knew worked
for extremely low wages, had never been anywhere and didn't know that Australia and Austria were two different countries. San Francisco is a great city, though. It's the one I always mention to students who ask me, "what is your recommend place?"
The bread was awful? Compared to the crappy bread in Japan the bread available in the states is great :)
i know who you are talking
i know who you are talking about. why waste space talking about that dirty prick of a RAAM. raam it up his ass.
Bad breath can be fixed with
Bad breath can be fixed with a mint or two. If only it was as easy to cure being an annoying outspoken lardarse!
You may well be right in
You may well be right in saying that there are more obese people in Australia than in America. It just seems like there are more fat Americans because they are so loud and opinionated.
And fat
And fat
Where is your source for
Where is your source for this "fact"? All the info on the internet says the US is still number one, followed by the UK.
Think about it idiots. There
Think about it idiots. There are MORE fatties in the states. The % is also higher. Do you guys teach english?
aussie brogans
What does fatties have to do with anything...being fat or obese...is a personal lifestyle.
Im an Australian from Sydney and I agree with the Americans. Aussies are fat turds. Anyway. Talk about Americans being fat...shxt look at you lazy fxck aussie brogans. Americans can afford to be fat...their salaries are 3 times higher than those paid in Australia.
Not to mention aussies paid out the ass to work for Nova...Americans didnt pay shxt. aussies make the bulk of the titled instructors at Nova...the most despised and hated losers in Japan....Nova left aussies high and dry with no money. aussies were "tricked and mislead" by Nova, thats not a surpise. Aussies have a knack for being fooled by smarter and/ or fat people....aussies lose again. So, who are the losers?? Its aussies. Aussies never win at anything....losing and whining is a national past time for aussies. Every aussie I met in Japan have been nothing but a broke ass brogan. Aussies are incompetent and ignorant, just like the japanese.
So, aussies dont try and distract the real topic here with obesity, which is well documented as australia being the 1 in the world and with high poverty rates. We aussies are losers...just admit to it. Australia is the "global idiot" and our behavior shows that clearly. Americans are just pointing out what aussies dont want to own up too.
The perfect example was how the recruiting agency in Australia..staffed by australins took advantage of unhireable and chronically unemployed aussies and took $400 of your money for an interview...and then you came to Japan and got punked by Nova....so, being a cock sucker and ass kisser (the two most commonly accepted business behaviors in australia) didnt workout so well in Japan...and now you aint got shxt...you're about to be homeless, no money, no sympathy...and no a pot to piss in...so who's stupid?? Its aussies....again. Im embarrassed to be from Australia. Aussies suck. Im with the Americans.
There, there... dry your eyes princess. Of you go to KFC to pick up some comfort food to settle your morbidly obese arse down. Honestly, stand up, walk to the mirror, and tell me that you aren't more than just a bit chubby. The seppos can have you.
ANONYMOUS YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
How dare you !!!!!!
But then again you are of the new breed of younbg twit that exists these days. NO PRIDE, NO NATIONAL FEELING, and NO SENSE OF BELONGING. I am sure you would go back home and say that in Sydney huh.
generalized comments are unfair
what's with the flame war? Australian, American, who gives a shit? I'm sure
everyone hates how students sometimes make ignorant, generalized comments about foreigners.
or are these comments being made by useless limp-dick Nova (mis)management to get people to post comments about each other and not about Nova's dishonesty and cock ups?
instead of making an unfair general statement like, "canadians are dickheads", it would be better to say something like, "there's a nova teacher from canada named dave, a loser whose been with nova for something like 10 years, works in the Osaka area, and is a fucking useless prick. Does a shit job but arrogantly thinks he's a great teacher when in reality he's nothing but a dead-end loser faggot who is hated and ridiculed by everyone.
generalized comments are unfair
what's with the flame war? Australian, American, who gives a shit? I'm sure
everyone hates how students sometimes make ignorant, generalized comments about foreigners.
or are these comments being made by useless limp-dick Nova (mis)management to get people to post comments about each other and not about Nova's dishonesty and cock ups?
instead of making an unfair general statement like, "canadians are dickheads", it would be better to say something like, "there's a nova teacher from canada named dave, a loser whose been with nova for something like 10 years, works in the Osaka area, and is a fucking useless prick. Does a shit job but arrogantly thinks he's a great teacher when in reality he's nothing but a dead-end loser faggot who is hated and ridiculed by everyone.
what's with the flame war?
what's with the flame war? Australian, American, who gives a shit? I'm sure
everyone hates how students sometimes make ignorant, generalized comments about foreigners.
or are these comments being made by useless limp-dick Nova (mis)management to get people to post comments about each other and not about Nova's dishonesty and cock ups?
instead of making an unfair general statement like, "canadians are dickheads", it would be better to say something like, "there's a nova teacher from canada named dave, a loser whose been with nova for something like 10 years, works in the Osaka area, and is a fucking useless prick. Does a shit job but arrogantly thinks he's a great teacher when in reality he's nothing but a dead-end loser faggot who is hated and ridiculed by everyone.
The new Colonel
Coming from Sydney you would definitely know about cock sucking and ass kissing, I think you just a frustrated gay. There cant be too much action for such an overweight pessimistic American wannabe in Japan.
So as the other guy... said go down to kfc and order 5 zinger burgers...its the only spicey arss your gonna be eating in this country. Maybe you could ask for a partime job as colonel sanders... all you need to do is stand out the front of the store with your pants up and mouth shut! Your used to being embarrassed so it shouldnt be a problem....
Hey!
Hey! I'm Dave from Canada, I'm in Osaka, but only been here for 4 years! and I AM a great teacher thank you very much!
If its me you are talking about, maybe I DO suck, and I WOULD do a better job, except hey, I work for Nova, they do NOT get my A-Game...never have, never will.
The crappiest teachers I've had the misfortune of knowing have been one American, one hot Aussie bird from Sri Lanka, and one Kiwi guy.
That said the best teachers I ever knew here were Australians, and the best AT was this laid-back Yank...best BT was from England.. I would run through a wall for her.
It all depends...its just so funny to see it crashing down around us, makes you think how it was all so very ridiculous to begin with.
did anybody find out where
did anybody find out where david the baboon haired,cigarette rolling,money owing c--t is? Tell him paul and angels send their love and look on facebook.